Bar Horse Blanket

from now on"
1. you are only allowed 3 sheets of toilet paper per week
2. no lights on after 6 pm
3. 20 minutes of tv per every other day
4. you walk to the grocery and get only what is on the list'
klondike bars for me and canned spam for you pepsi for me and you get water outof the tape or use ice cubes''
5. we all shower toegether to save on water and I am the only one allwoed toget dirty because I am the only on working.
6. If you want extra food and you to catch fish and clean them and cook them yuourself , but i getb to taste test to make sure you did it right.
7. you ride in the backseat under a blanket so on onw will know you are there and we won't get charged for an exra person - promisse WE won forget abiuyt you
9. now go bring me my horse- I want ti go ti the fair and yu arse staying home clenaing up the pigs for the show rtomrrowe