Choice Combo Boots

Ok, so I've pretty much got it narrowed down to a few good choices, or better choices rather, thanks to yall's answers on my old question. Fiance Fatal (my ex-fiance) is out. We couldn't work it out and wont work it out and that's that. We tried talking and all we did was fight. Temptingly taken (has an army girlfriend) is out. I saw a pic of his gf. She's pretty and ripped. Bad combo for me. Now the top three competitors are Backseat Baptism (class five clinger and virgin to boot) Convict Cutie (weekends in jail) and Mischievous Minister (sinful man of God). I've almost ruled out the virgin and the jailbird based on their bad qualities. Now its down to the minister...

Just let me know if yall think this is a good idea, bad idea, whatever...cause my next question is about what i should do about my current minister situation....